Christmas Greeting

Az alábbi karácsonyi üdvözlet szövege nem közvetlenül az én tollamból billentyűzetemből származik, hanem Prof. Levendovszky révén került hozzám. A megfogalmazás mégis annyira korrekt, hogy én is e szavakkal kívánok mindenkinek kellemes ünnepeket:

Dear Significant Person,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that the US is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Yours,

Sanyi

New Phone Numbers

Már lassan egy hete itthon vagyok, úgyhogy egyáltalán nem kéne jetlagesnek lennem. Napközben mégis baromi fáradt vagyok, este pedig nehézkesen megy az alvás. Ez utóbbit most próbálom előnyére fordítani, így közzéteszem a két (T-Mobile) telefonszámomat:

+1 615 609 3345 (US)
+36 30 398 6715 (HU)

A számok reklámcélokra történő felhasználásához ezennel nem járulok hozzá. Remélem ezt azok a keresőmotorok/botok is szem előtt tarták, akik nem tudnak magyarul.